officialjeffgoldblum:

did we all just collectively forget that elijah wood was in spy kids 3

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Me: *puts on Amulet of Mara*
Everyone: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

tall-dark-n-creepy:

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”

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hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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viking-pony:

my friend made an interesting point about skyrim

the only beverages in skyrim are alcoholic

maybe there is no magic, or dragons, or anything

maybe everyone is just drunk off their ass

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taggedbooty:

i really hope no one ever asks to borrow my laptop because i dont know how i would explain this 

taggedbooty:

i really hope no one ever asks to borrow my laptop because i dont know how i would explain this 

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dogmobile:

Fall 2014 fashion: Scout’s ham costume from To Kill A Mockingbird

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