Talents: looking really fucking awful in any picture taken of me
i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla
he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex
he liked pigeons
he was a vegetarian
he was a babe
he was shy
he hated edison
Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.
Are you serious the death ray was the best part
dude don’t knock the deathray. We’ve all been there.
I made a stencil from his awesome face….
ok here we gooo, tara tagged me, i took the liberty of deleting the ridiculous ‘u’ that you put in the word ‘favorite’ u butt.
1. Always post the rules;
2. Answer the questions of the person who tagged you and write 11 new ones;
3. Tag 11 people and link them/let them know they’ve been tagged
1- What’s your kink? do i only get one? don’t try to limit my deviant sexuality tara jfc. i pick daddy kink because that is everything to me
2- do you eat meat? no i’m vegan
3- do you like going to the dentist? noooo gross
4- what’s your favorite pair of undies? i have this hot pink pair that is just really thin lace on the back and i hardly ever wear them bc i dont want them to get ruined
5- Do you shave? yes but not recently
6- What do you think of British people? um i live in the uk and im surrounded by brits and live with brits so i guess they suck
7- what do you think of Americans? i am american *chants ‘U-S-A’ at the horizon* idk we’re ok
8- what’s your favorite kind of crystal? the only thing that’s coming to my brain is crystal meth cuz i marathoned breaking bad and it is in my soul now but i have never done meth so idk man
9- Why don’t you like Bjork? i have never listened to Bjork
10- Have you listened to all of Bjork’s albums, they are all very different you might like one if you give them a try? don’t tell me what to do, ur not my mom
11- Favorite Mads or Hugh film? Mads—A Royal Affair & Hugh—def Adam
Questions: 1. What is your LEAST favorite book? 2. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you be? 3. How are ur new years resolutions going if you had any? 4. What is something that consistently makes you laugh? 5. You are locked in a room and get one thing, what is the thing? 6. What are your thoughts on the Sochi olympics? 7. What’s ur fav fanfiction? 8. do you like spicy food? 9. what do you eat when u go to the movies? 9. What show do you watch that is super embarrassing? 10. Have you read 50 Shades of Gray? 11. Tell me about your mother.
Tagged peeps (I’m tagging some people that have already done it, but you don’t have to do the questions again if u don’t wanna, just answer mine, or don’t i’m not ur boss jfc) trr-rr beastheads banshee-graham-tao alchemistphantom batman-mustache grotesque-but-useful t-w-a-m-p lecterwill pocketwill telerafairlyreie claricemstarlings
Yay, I got tagged!
1. What is your LEAST favorite book? Wow, that’s a hard question. I really did not enjoy Tess of the D’urbervilles.
2. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you be? Somewhere temperate. Or St. Louis. I know, I’m boring.
3. How are ur new years resolutions going if you had any? I wanted to be more honest and confront people when I had problems. And so far, I’m doing pretty well haha
4. What is something that consistently makes you laugh? DOGE
5. You are locked in a room and get one thing, what is the thing? Hopefully a beginner’s guide and toolkit to lockpicking.
6. What are your thoughts on the Sochi olympics? Figure skating is awesome. Putin needs to GTFO. Russia is oppressive towards gays. Pretty standard stuff. I really don’t understand why Russia was given the Olympics; Sochi’s economy is so fucked once it’s done.
7. What’s ur fav fanfiction? Hope Springs Eternal by QuantumWitch
8. do you like spicy food? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
9. what do you eat when u go to the movies? Either nothing, or I’ll get popcorn.
9. What show do you watch that is super embarrassing? I’m not really embarrassed by any of my viewing choices.
10. Have you read 50 Shades of Gray? Nah
11. Tell me about your mother. She is a very strong woman. I admire her greatly, but I hope that I never become her.